Who Is Butch Walker?

Butch Walker (who from now on will be referred to as the holy one, as the americans who dream about being french would say, 'em gust keeding.') started playing music when he was very young. To read about his tail of leaving suburbia, go read The Story of A Rock God! Trust me, it's worth it. Alright, anyhow. Butch and his friends were sitting around one day, and they all decided they wanted to be in a band. So they packed up that old Delta plane, and moved up to Alaska. They had some success with Byte the Bullet, but decided for no real reason, to change their name to Southgang, but then, one horrid day Jesse finally told them that he could no longer be in a band. He had to be an eskimo full time. The rest of the boys said alright and they came up with the wonderful band, with a new member, The Floyds and FFR. They all secretly hated one person in the band, and that person (who wishes to be unnamed) found out that everyone was plotted against them, and tried to murder the other band members. That person is now facing a life sentence in jail. The boys said alright, maybe the reason we aren't really famous is because Alaska isn't the place for us. Therefor, they moved to Tanzania, Which served as a much better place for a band to be. This is where the Marvelous 3 happened. They were getting very famous, when one day, the secret came out. It was sort of like a Milli Vanilli situation, Butch Walker wasn't singing those songs at all..hell, he wasnt writing or playing them either! It was all Bono. Now, Bono tried to keep this underwraps, but the unforgetable appearance on Live with Regis and Kathy Lee said it all. Butch was singing, or mouthing the words actually. He closed his mouth, and the words still poured out of his mouth, err...Bono's mouth. The performance of 'Your Body Makes Me Sweat' came to a dangerous halt when they were exposed. Bono walked out on stage and admitted that he was the brains behind this operation. That's when the Marvelous 3 were over. There was nothing they could do. Well, now BUTCH IS BACK. He got some plastic surgery and no one will ever know that he was behind one of the biggest frauds of all time.